While helping to unveil her wax likeness In New York City, Carrie Underwood addressed a few of the more pressing issues on her fans minds. People.com Reports:

“Talking about the life-like replica of herself, Underwood said: “Honestly, it looks so good, it’s almost kind of creepy looking at myself.”

When asked by reporters about Simpson, who is dating Underwood’s ex-boyfriend Tony Romo, the country star brushed off rumors of a feud.

“I met her once and she seemed really nice so I don’t have a feud with anybody,” said Underwood, who then commented on Simpson’s recent crossover to country music.

“I think it’s great that country music just seems to be opening their arms to people that want to be a part of it,” she said. “They let me in when they didn’t have to and they’re doing the same thing for a lot of other people.”

Underwood also spoke about her thoughts about ex-boyfriends and the role the media plays in her relationships.

“I generally have been friends with ex-boyfriends. Sometimes the whole media thing adds, well not sometimes, every time it adds a little obstacle,” said the American Idol winner. “But before all this, everybody I had ever dated I was friends with.”

In response to Hill’s recent sexy photo shoot for the cover of Shape magazine, Underwood had nothing but praise for the 41-year-old country crooner.

“I think it’s great!” she said. “Three kids, shoot. She’s what we should all aspire to be because she’s one person that’s very, very confident in herself.”"

I prefer to read between the lines here. What I infer from this interview: Carrie Underwood finds life like dolls made in her image is a little to close to a boff puppet. She and Tony would still be talking, but every time they tried, Jessica Simpson’s shrieking shattered all the glass within a 3 mile radius. Obviously, Jessica Simpson is either too stupid (very likely) to know that being booed off the stage is a bad thing, or country music fans are too busy trying to drown the sound out of said shrieking with massive amounts of beer to be able to properly aim the rocks they are trying to throw at her.

That’s right, I am a linguistic master. I need to go so the NSA can call.