So I figured I would blog. I have been in a downward spiral of darkness and depression since it was announced that Charles Kelley got engaged. Life seems hardly worth living. But in lieu of the legions of fans crying out for more Kitty, (and by legions I mean one stray email sent to Country Girl asking where I had been) I resolved to pick myself up, dust myself off, and invest in a voodoo doll that looks strangely like a certain Charles Kelley stealing ho. (I have no real reason to call her a ho. She could be a very nice person. But bitter jelousy can do strange things to a person.)

Anyhoo.. There is literally nothing going on in the country music world right now. So it’s not exactly the blaze of glory I planned to type in on. But, at least I blogged. Maybe I can dazzle you later with my all star reporting on all the “Happy New Year!” blogs floating out there.  Cheeze and rice, I never thought I would say this, but where is Jessica when you need her? Guess Ill just go start dinner..

OHMYGOSH! CHUCK-WICKS-AND-TOM-CRUISE-ARE-RUNNING-NAKED-DOWN-MY-STREET-DECLARING-THERE-LOVE-FOR-UNDER-WATER-BASKET-WEAVING!

Wait, never mind. Thats just the crazy cat lady down the street. She always takes a wheelbarrel of watermelons out for a walk about this time. Seriously, she is insane. Doesn’t she know watermelon is SOOOO out of season right now?

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