Posts Tagged ‘Nick Lachey’

Trampy and Greedy.. and thats just Joe..

While I don’t agree with putting someone down, (even Trampicca simpleton) for issues involving weight, I do believe in giving them a verbal thrashing for being selfish and greedy. Although when it comes to Trampica and her creepy dad, I have to say I am hardly surprised.

In recent news, it was revealed to us that Jessica is being sued for 10 million dollars. Why? She was apparently contracted to shoot a fitness video in 2005, and never followed through. Bet she is sorry now. (Here she is with a career sinking faster than the Titanic, and she could have been the next Tammy Faye absolot!) Alex Astilean, owner of said fitness company, reveals that he originally offered to pay both Nick and Jessica 1 million to do a video together. But but greedy daddy Joe decided that a half a million wasn’t enough for his precious twins.. I mean Jessica’s boobs.. I mean Jessica his beloved daughter, and told the company that Jessica would do the video solo for 1 million.

Alex Astilean said he doesn’t even know if Nick knew about the offer. He said:

“We knew that Joe Simpson gets the percentage just from Jessica’s work . . .We felt sorry for what we did by accepting the final offer, but we were in such a rush to come out with the video. For Joe to screw his own son in law for half a million dollars was still not enough, nor was the money from Jessica’s side, because he wanted another Ferrari and was trying to get Jessica’s trainer into the picture and force me to teach him the SpeedFit Routine.”

Well, Nick may never have been good enough, but I guess Jessica’s trainer, Mike Alexander, who just happened to also be represented by sicko Joe, was. Joe was insistent that he also wanted Mike on the video, (for additional money, of course.) And Astilean refusal to hire Alex is where things started to go wrong. Even after Jessica shot the video, and got paid, she just so happened to forget to give her final approval for the video. (so the video could never be released.) Slimy greedy, and sad, sad, sad. Now Mr. Astilean had an exercise video he is going to have to pay even more people for. Pay them to watch it, that is.

Astilean also added:

“What diabolic minds they had to shoot an exercise video for people to lose weight, but to never think about the millions of fat people who needed this video, knowing the entire time that this video would never be released. We are now in 2009 and they have dragged this out for so long they ruined the SpeedFit Company and put it in the worst financial crisis. All the assets we had vanished, we cannot afford a lawyer to litigate with them and they got me at the point where they want me to be, broke. All I was trying to do is make this country skinny.”

I don’t know about all that, but I do say that what goes around, comes around. Pretty soon Trampica and her big creepy daddy are going to be such losers they can’t even get on celebrity fit club.. oh.. wait.. I think that’s already happened..

Got some juicy gossip? just plain hate Trampica and her skeezy daddy Joe? Email me at KittyCobbler@live.com

*this blog has been edited because I don’t have actual proof of Trampica’s umm.. love life.. So Trampica it is!

Jessica Simpleton Makes Me Gag..

Jessica Simpleton once again shows how over inflated her boobs.. I mean ego is. Simpleton recently gave an interview for the December issue of Cosmopolitan. In the article she is quoted as saying,

“I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save. For the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me.”

Holy crapville. Considering she was barely on the radar when she married Nick Lachey. When she finally got popular, it was only due to the fact that she let T.V. crews follow her around 24/7. Then after 4 season of her bleching and being completely self absorbed, she left the show and Nick. I guess she thought she was hot shitaki mushrooms. Now her career is in the perverbial outhouse.

And she thinks Nick needed saving? Only from you honey..

When asked about her new boyfriend Tony Romo, Jessica admits,

“I think any person who I’m gonna date for longer than six months, I definitely am investing in something long-term. If I get married again, then it will be the last time.”

I think she just needs to compete with her sister Ashley.  Poor Tony has obviously sustained too many head injuries while playing football to know any better.

She continues on to say,

“Nick will always be a part of my life. But next time, I’m marrying the right one.”

I think she should marry Tori Spelling’s pug, Mimi La Rue. Oh, wait, we wouldn’t want Jessica to have to compete for the spot light. Maybe she could just marry herself in the mirror.. or just carry around a shiny piece of tin foil..

Got any good dirt? Want some snarky commentary on your favorite (or not so favorite) celeb? Email me at KittyCobbler@live.com

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