Toby Keith will release his newest studio album American Ride on October 13th.  Do you think the lyrics to the title track are accurrate?

Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can
If the shoe don’t fit, the fit’s gonna hit the shan
That’s us, that’s right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning

[source] thanks Meg!

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