While I don’t agree with putting someone down, (even Trampicca simpleton) for issues involving weight, I do believe in giving them a verbal thrashing for being selfish and greedy. Although when it comes to Trampica and her creepy dad, I have to say I am hardly surprised.
In recent news, it was revealed to us that Jessica is being sued for 10 million dollars. Why? She was apparently contracted to shoot a fitness video in 2005, and never followed through. Bet she is sorry now. (Here she is with a career sinking faster than the Titanic, and she could have been the next Tammy Faye absolot!) Alex Astilean, owner of said fitness company, reveals that he originally offered to pay both Nick and Jessica 1 million to do a video together. But but greedy daddy Joe decided that a half a million wasn’t enough for his precious twins.. I mean Jessica’s boobs.. I mean Jessica his beloved daughter, and told the company that Jessica would do the video solo for 1 million.
Alex Astilean said he doesn’t even know if Nick knew about the offer. He said:
“We knew that Joe Simpson gets the percentage just from Jessica’s work . . .We felt sorry for what we did by accepting the final offer, but we were in such a rush to come out with the video. For Joe to screw his own son in law for half a million dollars was still not enough, nor was the money from Jessica’s side, because he wanted another Ferrari and was trying to get Jessica’s trainer into the picture and force me to teach him the SpeedFit Routine.”
Well, Nick may never have been good enough, but I guess Jessica’s trainer, Mike Alexander, who just happened to also be represented by sicko Joe, was. Joe was insistent that he also wanted Mike on the video, (for additional money, of course.) And Astilean refusal to hire Alex is where things started to go wrong. Even after Jessica shot the video, and got paid, she just so happened to forget to give her final approval for the video. (so the video could never be released.) Slimy greedy, and sad, sad, sad. Now Mr. Astilean had an exercise video he is going to have to pay even more people for. Pay them to watch it, that is.
Astilean also added:
“What diabolic minds they had to shoot an exercise video for people to lose weight, but to never think about the millions of fat people who needed this video, knowing the entire time that this video would never be released. We are now in 2009 and they have dragged this out for so long they ruined the SpeedFit Company and put it in the worst financial crisis. All the assets we had vanished, we cannot afford a lawyer to litigate with them and they got me at the point where they want me to be, broke. All I was trying to do is make this country skinny.”
I don’t know about all that, but I do say that what goes around, comes around. Pretty soon Trampica and her big creepy daddy are going to be such losers they can’t even get on celebrity fit club.. oh.. wait.. I think that’s already happened..
Got some juicy gossip? just plain hate Trampica and her skeezy daddy Joe? Email me at KittyCobbler@live.com
*this blog has been edited because I don’t have actual proof of Trampica’s umm.. love life.. So Trampica it is!
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Jessica chose to be in the celebrity business, therefore, she has to take the good with the bad. I do not feel sorry for her about all the bad publicity she is receiving because of the weight gain, the law suit, and her football player cheating on her. I read the Star article about Tony cheating and they have a picture of her as Daisy Duke (100 pds) and a picture of her now (135 pds). Believe me, Daisy Duke has desfinitly left the building. I can see why Tony has lost interest in her, she has definitly gone down hill this last year and she is desperate and needy. Tony is young, single, has money, and some fame, he wants to have fun. He doesn’t want to be tired down to a desparate, needy woman whose every move is dictated by her father. If she and her father bilked that money from the Speedfit Company than they need to pay “Big Time.” I think Nick should sue them too!!! Tony needs to get away from that family while he still has some self-respect left. They are taking him down too!!!!!
Sluttica Simpleton? Really? You resort to namecalling? I’m sure you want to get attention and web hits, but I’ll be sure to steer clear of your site in the future. You’ve just lost the respect of one *former* regular reader. At least Narc doesn’t include four letter words in his namecalling. Regardless of when she’s done or been through, Jessica doesn’t deserve that. She’s just a girl who isn’t very bright.
^^^Yeah really. between this and the similar statements you made on the taylor swift post about how taylor is just a saint and so totally not a slut like some other people… your readers are not happy. If you hate Jessica so much don’t post about her. You seem hell bent on trashing her and then tell people you wouldn’t name call anyone. yeah right.
Jessica doesn’t have anything on 16 yr old Miley C. who recently flashed her bra-less chest to the paps. Heard about that yet? This girl works for the disney channel and is supposed to be family friendly! at least everyone knows that Jessica is a sex symbol.
I think this whole weight gain crappola in the media was started by Joe Simpson to get sympathy for Jessica and to take the spot light away from the Rascal Flatts. Jessica has never like being second best. She has no acting talent, no singing talent, and now Daisy Duke is gone too. Papa had to do something to keep her in the spot light. She is so pathetic!!!
Okay, first off, I said that I didn’t believe in putting someone down because of their weight. I will be the first to admit that I love to pick on Jessica. Because I think she is fake and deserves it. But I do see your point Anonmymous. I will gladly retract my “Slutica” comment. I should have called her “Trampica”, “or “skankica”. Maybe even “Trashyica”. After all, I really have no idea how many (hundreds) of men Jessica is sleeping with. So lets Toast to “Trampica”! blo pops for everyone! Bring on the Natty Light!
I really hate Chestica Simpleton, she is so phony and fake and I agree “what goes around, comes around. She cannot sing or act and she has fake boobs, fake nose, fake lips, fake tan, liposuction. She is Plastica Simpleton. Her dad is a pervert and a hypocrite. He was supposedly a minister. I bet he was one of those like Ted Haggard. He probably likes little boys. I hope the whole Simpson clan gets killed in a car wreck and we would be rid of them forever. Including Pete the rat Wentz and that ex football play Tony Romo. Only save the baby.
PS.. I had not heard about Miley Flashing the paps.. I will be sure to check into that. Maybe Miley and Trampica can start there own burlesque show!
^^^that would make dita vn teese cry. don’t say that
Perez hilton (as much as I hate him) has the miley thing BTW.
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