Miley was out and about in Hollywood dressed in this.. um… (eighties?) inspired outfit. Now, I realize she is a teen fashion queen,  but here in Nashville, its January. It’s cold. I wouldn’t be caught dead in something like this. Of course, if it was August, I would firmly tell you that “It’s August. It’s hot. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this outfit.” But, what the heck do I know? I’m just Kitty Cobbler; soccer mom, blogger extraordinaire, and master of the universe. (okay, maybe I padded my resume a little.. everyone does it…)

In other related news, Miley was supposedly almost kicked out of church last Sunday. Sources report that Miley and her boyfriend Justin Gagston were texting each other back and forth on their cell phones. They thought they were being discreet, but, the teenage girl in Miley couldn’t stop giggling. (At least there is one thing she does that is age appropriate.) Anyway, I am told that the Minister had to stop the service, pull the love birds aside, and give them what for.

(I’m sure Miley was devestated. Seriously, she probably told the minister to shove it, and that she could buy and sell him and his church three times over.)

It’s good to be King.. (or princess of pop or whatever they call her..)

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