Since there is virtually nothing going on in the country world right now, I thought it was time to Bring you “Kitty’s Amazing 2009 psychic predictions!” (*note: I am not actually psychic, or a cat. I just thought it would be fun to make some stuff up. My crystal ball is actually powered by “The Clapper”)

Jessica Simpson: My pals at Nashville Gab posted this pic of Tony and Jessica at Dallas airport on January 2nd. They apparently snuck off together and had a little New Years Eve rendezvous in Miami. Since her mere presence healed Tony from his mishap in the locker room, I predict that Jessica, discouraged by the fact that she and Tony were able to sneak off to Miami and nobody cared enough to report it, quites the music industry all together and opens her own mystical healing shop on the sunset strip. She will call it: “Orbels and Warbels-Better Health Through the Power of Music and Big Jugs.”

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