Okay, to all my thousands of fans who have been flooding my email box, (an by this I mean one stray comment left by my momma Cobbler) I am indeed alive, well, and eating my Lima beans. Kitty just had to go on some very secret CMTT mission. Top secret, If I told you, your computer screen would blow up and that would be very expensive. Anyway.. on to the news..

As you all have most likely heard, Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift over the phone in a 27 second conversation. Since Taylor came out with this on her videos, Joe retaliated via his MySpace page.. He said:

“For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did.”

That specific Jonas blog has since been removed. Guess he didn’t want to deal with more fallout. Personally I think he deserves it. What can I say, Kitty thinks we girls should stick together..

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