The rumors seem to be true. The apocalypse is coming. Americas dumbest blond bimbo appears to be breeding. Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson has a bun in the oven. Seems her and her poor sap of a boyfriend Tony Romo were spotted shopping for engagement rings at Neiman Marcus.

I figure since she can’t seem to hang on to a man with her *gorgeous body, beautiful singing voice, and sparkling personality*, (read: skanky, implanted, banshee shreeching, dumber than a labradoodle) she decided to use her… ummmm.. wits.. to trap her a husband. Or, maybe her dad came up with the idea. After all, getting pregnant to trap someone into marriage isn’t exactly a new strategy, but lets face it, poor Jessica probably cant even tie her shoes. Then again, maybe she got confused and got knocked up by a giant bag of Cheetos. She has been hanging around with Britney..